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Wed, Jun. 8th, 2005, 04:16 pm
noumignon: Your mom

From the wikipedia entry on your mom, Terrible Truths About Your Mom.

Your mom is idolized by the element Urmomium

Your mom was exceedingly popular during a brief period in the 1980s, but then again, what wasn't?

Your mom got so high once at a Jimmy Buffet concert that she threw her panties at a stuffed parrot, but that doesn't mean it's okay for you and your friends to waste your lives on the devil weed.

Your mom is so fat that hundreds of horrible jokes have been made at her expense.

Your mom is so ugly that hundreds of other horrible jokes have been made at her expense.

Your mom is the best comeback ever. ZING!

Your mom would be horribly upset that you are wasting your life visiting this site.

Your Mom knows you masturbate, but loves you anyway.

Your mom was the 53rd president of the United States.

Your Mom has a huge crush on Barry Manilow, and has been mailing him her diary entries weekly for over two decades, doodle-hearts and all.

Your Mom secretly likes the smell of her own flatus. Now you know where you get it from.

Thu, Jun. 9th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)

can we apply the same to mums, mamas and mothers?

Fri, Jun. 10th, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC)

it applies to all those and especially YER MA.