The Pinkertons do not discriminate against race, color, creed, or height. Lookie, lookie, lookie what they turned up about our esteemed colleague.
socratic had his verbs removed after a long bout with cancer.
socratic cast the deciding 9th vote for the last 5 years running.
socratic is the reason many of us have the strength to carry on.
socratic is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
socratic taunted Happy Fun Ball. That’s why the warning is there.
socratic ’s shopping lists have brought many women to orgasm. And by “women” we mean “ethnic minorities” and by “orgasm” we mean “intertribal warfare”.
socratic actually does care for the downtrodden.
socratic knows when “No” means “No” and when it doesn’t.
socratic receives beyond-the-grave messages from Stanley Kubrick saying “Finish my work….finish myyy wooork..”
socratic stopped singing and be-bop died.
socratic was going to become a saint until that FUCKER Ratzinger saw the size of his DONG
socratic wicks like a motherfucker, yo.
socratic has received undisclosed sexual favors from Angelina Jolie as part of an out of court product liability lawsuit settlement.
socratic flossed for the Resistance during the War.
socratic can do things with a retractable awning that would make your blood run cold.
socratic only wants the best for you.
socratic can’t. Or won’t. We’re not sure, and he won’t tell us. On most days we can bear the pain, but today…today it’s a little too much.